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Friday, October 24, 2008

53whirlifritzers

53charlaxpWfr53
For Kansas City
For Kansas City
For Kansas City
For Kansas City
There are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on. This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission. He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at
“Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This is what the email said PIPE.T.M. Friday, October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
From: ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com To: BadBoyBill@msn.com
Cc:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M we aer considering cancelling your order please reply asap ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
“Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot

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Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable The reply was good and to the point.
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M later
Friday, October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com


To:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
Cc:
BadBoyBill@msn.com
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said. He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ it happened fast as iff he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the making of this story.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

52Whirly2two52

52Whirly2two52
52Whirly2two52
52Whirly2two52
52misdirected52
52Whirly2two52
We met at the end of time Only time will tell OR no ramp for Glendale. The girl was younger than the man it was a December romance. They met in Arizona but neither of them hail from. Both came from similar places One was from an eastern middle village the one called Morristown the elder statesman the Arkansan was from Morriltoon an obscure village of the southern state of indiscretion he has never learned real fear or to keep his mouth shut. He fights a never ending battle daily with injustices. The large triangular S upon his Chest means Justice. There are too many people ici who use fear as a real weapon let us depart from it and be friends. The Nearest Ocean or Sea bed floors is down in the Bahamas no wait eye guess the Gulf is quicker and closer. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was not designed for weak and drizzly climes but can withstand the rigors of the desert oasis. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was layed from Glendale eye had to start from THERAMP@T.M. and work out to Nogales to get a start at the Mexican terrain. TO have a chance to actually penetrate the Peninsula of Baja. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was needed in Glendale to keep the populace happy they did not want such a massive undertaking in the city properly elevated it was out of the way of all the gardens makers. To raise the estimation of my peers. To make the American Dream come true why every homeowner between Mexiaco and Canada wants a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in time for Christmas Tree Time. Father Time and baby and all of that. She started her THERAMP@T.M. Near Interstate 10. And that’s when eye decided to scheme and plan to place first in the race is okay if you intend to lose the human one eye want to win. The one for the School Flag. Eye planned on intersecting her PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at the intersection of Glom and Domb between the hours of *8 and 12* noon on the Fifth of November iff eye remember it’s a Mesican Celebration. The Chinese New Year or Leap Frog day eye will get it trust the eye in Nogales on the way to the Gulf Stream of Mexicali. Eye could have left it all too chance but then where is the fun in that eye have millions of the clams that was needed to fund PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M. Eye checked the funding once more and reordered the Air dropps both of them hers was first as mine was closer on the way down there eye had them post date the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater to arrive back at the starting point in Glendale just one. YOU got the idea now only one of those silver ingot pushers was needed for my idea was this we could combine both pipes to make four rows of pipes to end at the Ocean Floor in this case the Gulf of Mexico so eye decided to marry her to keep the cost down to both of us. Eye quickly unpacked my laptop off of the camel’s back and sent an email to the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot the subject line said simply more p please more PIPE.T.M. This is the actual true email sent today --0-1268521770-1224790441=:46200 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Gentleman and lady: please redesign your pipe PIPE.T.M. to make two crosses so eye can add the pipe from her to mine. Add an additional two air dropps of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The fourth day of november please and eye am cutting it close. --0-1268521770-1224790441=:46200 Content-Type: text/html; charset=us-ascii Please do not email this company this is a parody not to be taken seriously eye am not proposing marriage on the 5 November day but kiss eye will ask her for a birthday kiss.
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
We met at the end of time Only time will tell OR no ramp for Glendale. The girl was younger than the man it was a December romance. They met in Arizona but neither of them hail from. Both came from similar places One was from an eastern middle village the one called Morristown the elder statesman the Arkansan was from Morriltoon an obscure village of the southern state of indiscretion he has never learned real fear or to keep his mouth shut. He fights a never ending battle daily with injustices. The large triangular S upon his Chest means Justice. There are too many people ici who use fear as a real weapon let us depart from it and be friends. The Nearest Ocean or Sea bed floors is down in the Bahamas no wait eye guess the Gulf is quicker and closer. The Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater was not designed for weak and drizzly climes but can withstand the rigors of the desert oasis. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was layed from Glendale eye had to start from THERAMP@T.M. and work out to Nogales to get a start at the Mexican terrain. TO have a chance to actually penetrate the Peninsula of Baja. PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M was needed in Glendale to keep the populace happy they did not want such a massive undertaking in the city properly elevated it was out of the way of all the gardens makers. To raise the estimation of my peers. To make the American Dream come true why every homeowner between Mexiaco and Canada wants a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in time for Christmas Tree Time. Father Time and baby and all of that. She started her THERAMP@T.M. Near Interstate 10. And that’s when eye decided to scheme and plan to place first in the race is okay if you intend to lose the human one eye want to win. The one for the School Flag. Eye planned on intersecting her PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at the intersection of Glom and Domb between the hours of *8 and 12* noon on the Fifth of November iff eye remember it’s a Mesican Celebration. The Chinese New Year or Leap Frog day eye will get it trust the eye in Nogales on the way to the Gulf Stream of Mexicali. Eye could have left it all too chance but then where is the fun in that eye have millions of the clams that was needed to fund PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M. Eye checked the funding once more and reordered the Air dropps both of them hers was first as mine was closer on the way down there eye had them post date the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater to arrive back at the starting point in Glendale just one. YOU got the idea now only one of those silver ingot pushers was needed for my idea was this we could combine both pipes to make four rows of pipes to end at the Ocean Floor in this case the Gulf of Mexico so eye decided to marry her to keep the cost down to both of us. Eye quickly unpacked my laptop off of the camel’s back and sent an email to the company Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot the subject line said simply more p please more PIPE.T.M. This is the actual true email sent today --0-1268521770-1224790441=:46200
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii

Gentleman and lady: please redesign your pipe PIPE.T.M. to make two crosses so eye can add the pipe from her to mine. Add an additional two air dropps of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. The fourth day of november please and eye am cutting it close.



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Please do not email this company this is a parody not to be taken seriously eye am not proposing marriage on the 5 November day but kiss eye will ask her for a birthday kiss.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

51charlaxp51

51charlaxp51
For Manchester, England.
51charlaxp51
A Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
51charlaxp51
For Manchester, England.
For Manchester, England.
51charlaxp51
Wednesday October Tenth eye copied the instructional code quickly and entered it at the site EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 twice in my haste eye boned it the first time “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot they said to enter the code AGAIN this time it worked it changed into this on the security web cam ELO32984738476430087771333654290049389 eye reinterred it once more in the slot provided. There was a red flag on the return email they said was eye very rich and famous.? How rich are you is it Bullions? Eye laughed for eye am the Frenchmon Gendoudh. Eye answered the querry immediately and they assured me my credit profile qualified. The Legal department was worried that eye was gonna dig up the London Tower or sompthing in my haste to get the pipe PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M laid to the Specific Ocean floor that’s the North Sea Mate. Eye planned on placing the pipe into the English Channel just on the other side of London near Tilbury was my outlet pipe. It was mostly being fought in the outlaying areas they were worse than the populated cities. They at least took payments seriously eye was having problems with one old dirt farmer named Mgillicutty. We were looking into a company located in Florida that makes ramps. Floatsom and Jetsome Industries was into the placement of overhead pipe. THERAMP@T.M. was the ticket just the thing. He (Mgillicutty) had no real objection after that as long as his sheep could dipp. River inlet Irwell proved to be a better alternative eye left the THERAMP@T.M. in place but no pipe would ever get there the sheep loved there new roof when it rained in the moors they came bleating from farms near and far to afford shelter there. Eye paid the city planners almost Thirteen Bullions to get the pipe into the River after that we paid only for the remaining installations. Manchester council leader Sir Richard Leese said: "The proposals for Irwell City Park are ambitious and imaginative in their scope but they are entirely deliverable we welcome the pipe as it travels below the city to the North Sea Floor. The General Post rang up there is a box all in Cobalt Blue for you Gendoudh. We shall send it round by way of special delivery. When they arrived eye carried the box to the yard and dropped the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater into the hole the workers were nerves and gaping at me for they had never seem a rich French android before ever doing an work for itself. They quickly hooked up the box the green light was winking for the pipe was not yet to the outlet. There was still one last thing to be done. We had to get threw the Mersey Basin to get to the River Thames it may seem a roundabout way to you but remember we dug up land too. Iff the water was not in a straight line eye could afford a land over route the various companies of men that eye dealt with would always remember Gendoudh’s famous whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. and the comical airdrops of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. When the men neared the London Tower area eye made a rare appearance there. They said you will save money by rerouting here and bypassing Tilbury no need to go there surely??? The man was fishing in the wrong country for eye am a Frenchmon first. Eye blanched a differant color an android is capable of many things as eye cleared my throat there was no further need to speak for he was a good minion after all and he finished the plans to include the outlet pipes at Tilbury after all an android speaks in those hushed monotone voices better to get it right the first time see eh? Eye always say. On the return trip home eye was struck at the view of the Lieberry for it was near my home by aerial view if not mileage actual. Eye stopped only once in the yard to turn on the green light and pour in the first silver bar the brown substance into the one sided slot and closed the access panel door and smiled.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

50PCHXPD50

50PCHXPD50
Emily
Emily
Fifty Poems of Charlax Poet Dickinson Fifty
Emily was wise penny foolish rich in thoughts and poems added up she kept them in her coffee cup not letting any out to grounds to walk around to let the gentile reader see the history must be confused she only wrote just twenty two the rest were edited and fashioned by the inlaws to make money on the remains of the poems of poor Emily. Eye almost called her (Email)ly. Be glad that eye evolved in poetry. It does not say she ever hit her head but people did it does not say that she was over religious or simple in the way that people have to mean the mental. It simply states in History she wore a lot of White clothing and slept in a day bed avoiding. Most if her correspondence was just letters back and forth to lover. OH please of course he was there somewhere. There had to be a man to make her dimple and to frow. She must have had an android creature like the Charlax on the morrow sending her his promises in the hope to ease her sicknesses. She must have hit her head to write so clear for only abuse can open up the firmest perch for words. Perhaps poor Emily had a favorite tree she swung up to high to see and fell headlong in the brambles bushes hedged along the pathway and told no one but began to write most notably with a foresight of the hurt and vengeful taker added to her snail mail lover no one seems to care or talk about but just because the History is bare of fact does not mean he wasn’t there. It may seem sad to you to reminince like this a poet gone while this one comes to understand her lot in History a poor accidental prone abused brain set free too roam the rhyme the reason being love and gravity. For when she picked herself up from the bramble bushes the thorns were all white and clashed with her britches and so she decided right there and then to always wear white to never wear skirts of the night in her favorite place to climb to high but white slacks and smart shirts all white. To correspond with her Charles. To write. To write simply poetry in the White uniform of her night for her lover and LORD and mye poorer Emily.

Monday, October 20, 2008

48pCXsniff48

48pCXsniff48
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
LOVE is a four letter word. Some of the subliminities is in the parfume. Some women never get it write overkill in fright but the odor of a babay lambea is too sweet. A man is lost in otherworldly anticipation waiting for his love to turn the other cheek. Sniff. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 eye typed the code in the slot indicated at “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot when eye refreshed the code on the spy cam it looked like this ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 so eye retyped it in the slot and sent it to the company eye wanted this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater very much, eye am a homeowner near the Ocean Bay in Florida semi retired eye can make this green lighted albatross sing as it works with buying very little pipe. They sent me a confermation code the thing was coming to the door it was coming COD not UPS. Postal Workers were carrying my purple Cobalt Blue case. They emailed me a copy of the warrenty warranty. Reader see 47Warrentywarranty47 for more detailed look at warrantee holder took. Eye raced outside and gathered up mye tools the day was cloudy a good day for digging a pipeline eye lay my back into it and try to have some fun the first section of the sand was done when eye heard the door buzzed. There was a square box almost a rectangle but still square one side was cobalt blue the other almost a pinkish purple there was a pipe elbow up from one side a ground wire stud upon the other eye almost cried the price was only 5p. Eye paid at once and opened the instruction manual. It was sparsely written Open the one-sided mechanism insert PRODUCT brown in color close the catche lid down make sure the green light is operational and the pipe is ending on the Ocean Floor. There is only a ground wire to connect to ground pipe in the event of an electrical storm this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is not electric in nature but powered by the CobaltBlueT.M.@ inside the line. Just then the delivery truck arrived eye had three tenths of a mile of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at 45p per length. Eye wrote the check and smiled and carried the box out to the yard and began to install the wonderful thing in my ground. The pipe for the ground wire was already attached to the Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod it ran from the box to the wall a distance of about 25 feet. The hole for the square rectangular box was soon dug out from the grass that eye was sure would soon die the grass was gonna die all over the yard oh god what have eye done. It was worth it eye kept reassuring myself to get the silver bars to the ocean floor. And then it came by Heliocoptor Air Dropp the thing was attached to a small parachute it was so cute the way it almost landed on mye head. It was a small can of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. Eye expected the stuff inside to be blue or even purple like the hardware places have butt no the stuff was milkywhite for all the world the consistency and color of Elmers@Glueall. Eye glued the first two sections of pipe thet ran out from the box wide in two separate rows my work was now doubled they said one pipe was for the gold bar ingots only silver in they color and the other was for steam produced from water added with the product??? Eye went inside to order more pipe@T.M. and to Air Dropp another canister of glue. That Heliocopter dropp was expansive not inexpensive. When eye got the pipe layed almost to the Ocean Bay the Sherriff met me he was wearing his six shooters on both hips and he had a Dell Word Document in his hand. A Writ of Habeas Corpus Delectie and he laughed that Southern laught thing they do. He said you cannot dig the beachfront up the STATE has decreed a non spatial place herein this document to mean therein the sand. He was rally smiling big when he said most all of this. Eye frowned how will eye got around the document you ask. The Sheriff was also an architect and he had a copy of THERAMP@T.M.
We at Floatsom and Jetsome Industries want to sell you this affordable ramp to run your pipes out to the Ocean Floor you need not disturb the beachfront sand. How much eye cried my checkbook was already in my hand it was superglued there when eye made the last pipes stand. How many p said eye. Its only 1000p the Sheriff grinned and you gotta do it cause I’m the man. Sadly eye walked back inside the house but first eye stopped at the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box and turned the green light off. So sad to come that close to a porcelain dream gone mad. Eye raced inside to turn the sewer line power and water to the toilets back on all my hopes for the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater gone. Sniff. Love is a four letter word the schemes of mortal man they come and then they go.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

47Warrentywarranty47

47Warrentywarranty47
47Warrentywarranty47
Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
“Our Motto”
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
“NOSepticTanksin(YOURTOWN)namegoeshere”
“NOSepticTanksin(YOURTOWN)namegoeshere”
Men need and want “Things” that GOD simply does not want us too have them. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is herein this worddocument expressly implied as a lifetime warranty warrenty that is extended TO THE UNIT ONLY not the pipe@T.M. each item sold separately. We here at Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot simply do not have the time to SERVICE all your pipes for free and we never implied that we would ever do that you see. Iff the pipes are glued and installed properly Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ you may use any type pf pipe glue that you want too as this does not effect or affect this warrenty warranty per se. You will find that you have no need of maintenance on the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater itself we only replace the entire unit due to the green light failure. No other warrenty warranty is expressly implied. “in the event of a catastrophe~ just buy another length of pipe empty the main frame BOX turn the green light off before you leap in the boat in your scuba gear swim past the shark reef attache~ the NEW SECTION OF pipe we make a suggestion herewith and into the proper glue to be used is our brand. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ each item sold separately and more and more expensively it costs a homeowner very little to maintain the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater initial funding is never returned never so do not ask us that there is no contact us we stand on our soap box warrenty warranty. Warranty noun (pl. warranties) 1 a written guarantee promising to repair or replace Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater if necessary within a specified period. 2 an engagement by an insured party that certain statements are true or that certain conditions shall be fulfilled must be a dead green light.
warrantee
noun
1.
a recipient of a warranty issued by Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
2.
3.
warrenty
2.
a customer to whom a warranty is given
3.
a written assurance that some product or service will be provided or will meet certain specifications i.e. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater disclaimer: we ONLY replace the UNIT only. After all the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is GOLD solid sold each and every new day we are rich anyway. When installing the pipe please dig responsibly the only “rule” we have is for the last segment of the pipe to reach the Ocean Floor or the Sea nearest your home. No other body of water is acceptable use or will accept your waste. DO not try to run your pipe out to your septic tank in “YOURTOWN”it simply will not work. The centrifugal force of the CobaltBlueT.M. @ in the line will blow the concrete top off your septic tank actually with enought force to level the Court House nearest you.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

37p37

37p37
37p37
37p37
Scamming rhymes with spamming and the girl in the red dress is still sending them emails. This time they wanted us to find information on ourselves. It s a hoax. Windfall.com sent me an email this very day and told me they found some money my dead uncle forgot to drink. Whiskey was expansive in those days and he would not have had money left unless he quit which was not likely more likely they are spamming me or scanning me for scamming me. Why a writer in the grand scheme of things writes because the writer of the book never dies. He lives to write the number two the added sequels the next chapter the other verses the author is the creator or the god of lower case letters leaving trails inside the text like very snail slime all green and glowing in the night we follow thread after dreaded idea until we wind up lost dead stopped. It must mean something the reader gasps let me try again and so they go back to the top of the page and set the jaw and gnaw the tooth a little more and they read and try to make some sense they try to grab the nonsense that this eye has left and they cannot no they cannot grasp the fact that man has come today to author god. One drop in a bucket is a beginning a start. Two drops is wishfilled thinking. Wishful. Three drops is almost a cup iff the austere reader is pedantic franticly following along the dust is harsh on trailing. Four drops allow some breathing room. Five drops into a bucket are a little more than hope and holy sprinkles seldom use much more than four at the baptismal font. Six dropped into the bucket while eye was changing seats. Seven makes a wet spot. Eight fills a napkin and can swipe the edges of your make up. Nine drops of bucket water can ease the pain of a thorny spot. Ten drops of water in one spot are trying to make a pont. Here we stop eye could go on forever can ewe imagine this the reader has gone to sleep. Thirteen Thousand drops of water can make a puddled seldom in a bucket. Thirty Five Million drops can be called a small water pond. Sixtyfive Billion water droplets all in one place can be called a lake. !!!ONEHUNDEREDTHIRTEENZILLIONDROPS of water is the Ocean Frontted Arctic or Specific or the Indian or Atlantia. Atlantic. You can place a bucket near a cliff and catch the rain as it pours off a ledge of rock faced smooy dirty place. If you are lucky enough to be in the desert when it pours and find a bucket there in time. Place a wooden lid upon the bucket to keep the water from evaporating off. Drink some cold water when the days get hot. Then go to Windfall.com. Tell them charlax sent ewe ewe can have my millions of credits there they keep adding up like raindrops there when a bucket of them come. True wealth is to be happy with thy health and love.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

26PResolute26

26PResolute26
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CharlaX is a poet in the south of America in the Wwestland Heartland let me tell you about mye namme. Mye namme was Charles not John the given one. Eye took away the pesky e added ax to resolute the cross of Jesus. The namme has only been changed to add on the evidence. He is Risen. Christ the Lord is Risen from the Dead to be the Propitiation of us all in the Forgivenness of sin the resolution of the dead the GOD of living people the GOD of loving people but let us leave the love for this one moment and talk about the coming justice of the judgment. When eye looked around the room just now eye saw no students at all except four in a two tier computer room of twelve computers there is nothing there but gangers they look like little children some of them they have no proof of age but play and talk too many resolutions. Let the goats have the way for now the sheep will eat the goats will smoke no papers needed then to roll them bones so resolute. My heart was fire she sent me a picture in return for a kis. Eye made wallpaper from the painting. A secret revealed is love like this. So resolute in misery my livery improved to healthy. Eye was outside in the fray during a class change there was about 400 students just moving from A to B and then one of the boys said he got robbed. His friend was incredulous his book was gone stolen from his dorm room. How would a detective help them on a door to door search here is what it would sound like. Eye am looking for a stolen book. Will you let me look. It was taken from the dormostory resolutely by surprise the crook must be a student in the boys very own class it would now take several days to search them out. Here is the conjecture of what rally happened. The bum was drinking heavily when he decided to hit the dorm just to see what was in there he hid his can sacks carefully in the shrubbery near the dormitory and he kicked in the window with his steel toed boots on. He searched the sparse settlement to no avail when he espied the book on the table. Why can’t little Johnny read. The Title was Chemotherapy 101. He took it with him off campus and took it home the book is in the jungle behind the seven eleven the case is closed so resoluted. The resolution of the gragonfly when marking time in pencil don’t steal the lead eraser but resolve to stop the drinking and the stealing the rapping lies of resolute replies ask not what the bell tolls it tolls for thee ganger resolutions. Poor Donne alas poor CharlaX won’t relax but works so hard to resolve the resolute intrusions.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

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Orientation in the ARMY you have fiveteen or so seconds to get command of your senses before the instructor is allowed to KICK your bed upside down no they don’t all do this just usually it takes a special kinda guy a guy with a redneck heart. Usually someone kicked him out of hissun. He is just payback anyone he can. It makes a man mean to fall to floor. Antimatter is a real foreign substance has been found up in the sky usually in outer limits spaced but sometimes falls to ground and causes some small destruction of a place like a cobalt bomb eye wrote a small poem about Siveria A wall of superheated air pounded the surface crushing 1,200 square miles of forest. Above the continent a mushroom cloud formed... Tunguska Makirta River the poem has gone missing from my database perhaps the aliens removed it to hide the mock up of the cobalt bomb test they probably were trying to hit Europe and kill many more of us human vermine. Perhaps there was a nomad camping who was there inside the blast area He had no time to lift the corn to eat the ear to make it work for food all gone he left to heaven on a cobalt cloud. Let’s interview the hapless camper there perhaps we will call him John for the sake of our poem discussion in RuSSian, Dosvidonia mien Hoppy toad tell us what happened in English please no one can make up ruddian languages better than Charlax but for the sake of the website smurffers we had better relent. Time is of the essence as we speak great things are being found like meteors hitting the ground. John Camper Quote: Ed.Note. Eye was making corn wait no one makes corn what eye was doing was heating it on the fire or cooking it next to the heat of the fire the corn gets hot and tastes better and looks harder but tastes like fire on a stick oh wait okay the thing was a cloud of blue surrounding an Android craft with three triangular windows of yellow light the wings were just slivers in the light of the sky failing or coming who can remember the thing that eye noticed was the blank look of astonishment upon the Androids face as he realized just at that moment that the cloud was Antimatter come down from Heaven and about to Explode the Universal Force Shield@T.M. had saved the craft from automatic implosion and kept the antmatter from exploding the Android was a space Jockey not used to trying to fly in an atmospheric cloud was beating down upon the force shield and then eye realized eye was not about to bite the corn in time and then a funny thing happened eye watched the Android smile at the same time of the expl:;…………….Anti-matter is material with a reversed charge at the sub-atomic level. As far as we know it is extremely rare in the universe, but it has been produced on Earth in laboratory experiments. When anti-matter meets up with normal matter they annihilate each other in a burst of energy. A small chunk of anti-matter could make an enormous explosion. If the Tunguska meteor was made of anti-matter it would have exploded violently when it came into contact with the thick, lower atmosphere. The effects of the explosion would have looked very much like that of an atomic bomb.

Friday, September 26, 2008

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There is a place in the scriptures in the bibles that says JESUS reached down and drew something in the sand or he wrote there something in the sand. Eye believe until proven not that he drew a fish there a fish tail and head a body and a tail the head of the fish just a line in the sand. He could have been making runes eye suppose that he could have etched in the address of Mervyns for clothes but more to the point eye am trying to make eye think and believe that Jesus drew a fish. The adulterous woman was in jeopardy of being stoned and he was making a fish in the dust with no bones just a tail and a body and a head and no fins as a sort of timekiller just to help him pass the time of day and even to help him think what to say.
Let the first stone be thrown by the one among you who is perfect and without sin then they all went away they let the woman live he was almost finished with the fish and then he went back to the sand and he drew in the tail of a very flat fish like they have there in Israel. There is a place in the scriptures in the bibles that says JESUS reached down and drew something in the sand…