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53charlaxpWfr53


For Kansas City

There are many mainstream homespun people in the heartland that do have new computers they place them on top of the TV and tune the sports on. This is just one of those stories of the yellow brick road. Joames Branch has a ranch near the farm of the combine. His wife placed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater advertisement next to his coffee cup. His eyes lit up. He did not read the fine print who ever does his hand was on the cell phone and he was superdialing the combine. Here is his conversation of unlimited minutes. Eye want to talk to the combine leader Jim. Eye need a permission to access the pond at the end of my drive the fence is the problem eye decided to install some new sump pump in my yard and want to run this new PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M out to the pond. Oh good no problem. They gave him immediate permission. He began plans to install the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. He unhooked the computer from the TV and started typing the operational code EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 when it was done he entered it at the website spycam it came out like this ERT1333654778700346784923932983900492 he painstakingly typed in each letter to get started on this job of ordering the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at
“Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot he immediately got a confermation email to his webaddress BadBoyBill@msn.com
This is what the email said PIPE.T.M. Friday, October 24, 2008 6:21 PM
From: ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com To: BadBoyBill@msn.com
Cc:
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
you have not ordered enough PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M we aer considering cancelling your order please reply asap ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetweb@dot.com
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PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M later
Friday, October 24, 2008 6:30 PM
From:
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To:
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Cc:
BadBoyBill@msn.com
PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is initially needed to get to the next door property eye am building a gate in the fence eye plan on ordering more pipe then to get to the water later BBB
The whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater operational staff held a quick AM meeting and decided to let the man have his initial order of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and added a note to the file but when the secretary attached the note the main computor went down and no one realized the file and folder was deleted. There was now no record of the meeting or the order. That is how things happen in the real world. When the order came by Parcel Post the truck was leaving almost as soon as it dumped all the pipe there was the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box next to the small piles of pipes. A Postal Worker jeep pulled up with a notebook for BBB to sign, he signed it quickly frowning at the 335p for the total was not much but eye used to use real money he said. He installed the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and added all the pipes they indeed reached to the gate he flung the gate open and reordered the pipe again. The initial order was ignored they sent the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M and airdropped the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ it happened fast as iff he was an important customer with a reorder to fill, He laid the last pieces of pipe in the double row and went to the yard too turn on the CobaltBlueT.M. @ box. He went inside to get the brown substance to fill the first silver bar he opened the one sided access panel and carefully poured in the brown substance with water added he was careful to prime the steam pipe as per instructions. However he failed to understand that the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M would not work in the pond but only in the Sea or Ocean nearest his home. He turned on the green light but nothing happened. He was about to flip the light off again when the POND exploded wiping off the combine offices next door from the face of this earth. Have a good homecoming football weekend everyone and don’t worry the place was closed for the Holiday no one was in the offices no one was hurt in the making of this story.

51charlaxp51

51charlaxp51


A Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater


For Manchester, England.

Wednesday October Tenth eye copied the instructional code quickly and entered it at the site EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 twice in my haste eye boned it the first time “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot they said to enter the code AGAIN this time it worked it changed into this on the security web cam ELO32984738476430087771333654290049389 eye reinterred it once more in the slot provided. There was a red flag on the return email they said was eye very rich and famous.? How rich are you is it Bullions? Eye laughed for eye am the Frenchmon Gendoudh. Eye answered the querry immediately and they assured me my credit profile qualified. The Legal department was worried that eye was gonna dig up the London Tower or sompthing in my haste to get the pipe PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M laid to the Specific Ocean floor that’s the North Sea Mate. Eye planned on placing the pipe into the English Channel just on the other side of London near Tilbury was my outlet pipe. It was mostly being fought in the outlaying areas they were worse than the populated cities. They at least took payments seriously eye was having problems with one old dirt farmer named Mgillicutty. We were looking into a company located in Florida that makes ramps. Floatsom and Jetsome Industries was into the placement of overhead pipe. THERAMP@T.M. was the ticket just the thing. He (Mgillicutty) had no real objection after that as long as his sheep could dipp. River inlet Irwell proved to be a better alternative eye left the THERAMP@T.M. in place but no pipe would ever get there the sheep loved there new roof when it rained in the moors they came bleating from farms near and far to afford shelter there. Eye paid the city planners almost Thirteen Bullions to get the pipe into the River after that we paid only for the remaining installations. Manchester council leader Sir Richard Leese said: "The proposals for Irwell City Park are ambitious and imaginative in their scope but they are entirely deliverable we welcome the pipe as it travels below the city to the North Sea Floor. The General Post rang up there is a box all in Cobalt Blue for you Gendoudh. We shall send it round by way of special delivery. When they arrived eye carried the box to the yard and dropped the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater into the hole the workers were nerves and gaping at me for they had never seem a rich French android before ever doing an work for itself. They quickly hooked up the box the green light was winking for the pipe was not yet to the outlet. There was still one last thing to be done. We had to get threw the Mersey Basin to get to the River Thames it may seem a roundabout way to you but remember we dug up land too. Iff the water was not in a straight line eye could afford a land over route the various companies of men that eye dealt with would always remember Gendoudh’s famous whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater PIPE.T.M. and the comical airdrops of the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. When the men neared the London Tower area eye made a rare appearance there. They said you will save money by rerouting here and bypassing Tilbury no need to go there surely??? The man was fishing in the wrong country for eye am a Frenchmon first. Eye blanched a differant color an android is capable of many things as eye cleared my throat there was no further need to speak for he was a good minion after all and he finished the plans to include the outlet pipes at Tilbury after all an android speaks in those hushed monotone voices better to get it right the first time see eh? Eye always say. On the return trip home eye was struck at the view of the Lieberry for it was near my home by aerial view if not mileage actual. Eye stopped only once in the yard to turn on the green light and pour in the first silver bar the brown substance into the one sided slot and closed the access panel door and smiled.

50PCHXPD50

50PCHXPD50


Fifty Poems of Charlax Poet Dickinson Fifty
Emily was wise penny foolish rich in thoughts and poems added up she kept them in her coffee cup not letting any out to grounds to walk around to let the gentile reader see the history must be confused she only wrote just twenty two the rest were edited and fashioned by the inlaws to make money on the remains of the poems of poor Emily. Eye almost called her (Email)ly. Be glad that eye evolved in poetry. It does not say she ever hit her head but people did it does not say that she was over religious or simple in the way that people have to mean the mental. It simply states in History she wore a lot of White clothing and slept in a day bed avoiding. Most if her correspondence was just letters back and forth to lover. OH please of course he was there somewhere. There had to be a man to make her dimple and to frow. She must have had an android creature like the Charlax on the morrow sending her his promises in the hope to ease her sicknesses. She must have hit her head to write so clear for only abuse can open up the firmest perch for words. Perhaps poor Emily had a favorite tree she swung up to high to see and fell headlong in the brambles bushes hedged along the pathway and told no one but began to write most notably with a foresight of the hurt and vengeful taker added to her snail mail lover no one seems to care or talk about but just because the History is bare of fact does not mean he wasn’t there. It may seem sad to you to reminince like this a poet gone while this one comes to understand her lot in History a poor accidental prone abused brain set free too roam the rhyme the reason being love and gravity. For when she picked herself up from the bramble bushes the thorns were all white and clashed with her britches and so she decided right there and then to always wear white to never wear skirts of the night in her favorite place to climb to high but white slacks and smart shirts all white. To correspond with her Charles. To write. To write simply poetry in the White uniform of her night for her lover and LORD and mye poorer Emily.

48pCXsniff48

48pCXsniff48


A whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater

LOVE is a four letter word. Some of the subliminities is in the parfume. Some women never get it write overkill in fright but the odor of a babay lambea is too sweet. A man is lost in otherworldly anticipation waiting for his love to turn the other cheek. Sniff. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 eye typed the code in the slot indicated at “Whirly” ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot when eye refreshed the code on the spy cam it looked like this ZEL290049389329847638476430087771333654 so eye retyped it in the slot and sent it to the company eye wanted this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater very much, eye am a homeowner near the Ocean Bay in Florida semi retired eye can make this green lighted albatross sing as it works with buying very little pipe. They sent me a confermation code the thing was coming to the door it was coming COD not UPS. Postal Workers were carrying my purple Cobalt Blue case. They emailed me a copy of the warrenty warranty. Reader see 47Warrentywarranty47 for more detailed look at warrantee holder took. Eye raced outside and gathered up mye tools the day was cloudy a good day for digging a pipeline eye lay my back into it and try to have some fun the first section of the sand was done when eye heard the door buzzed. There was a square box almost a rectangle but still square one side was cobalt blue the other almost a pinkish purple there was a pipe elbow up from one side a ground wire stud upon the other eye almost cried the price was only 5p. Eye paid at once and opened the instruction manual. It was sparsely written Open the one-sided mechanism insert PRODUCT brown in color close the catche lid down make sure the green light is operational and the pipe is ending on the Ocean Floor. There is only a ground wire to connect to ground pipe in the event of an electrical storm this whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is not electric in nature but powered by the CobaltBlueT.M.@ inside the line. Just then the delivery truck arrived eye had three tenths of a mile of PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M at 45p per length. Eye wrote the check and smiled and carried the box out to the yard and began to install the wonderful thing in my ground. The pipe for the ground wire was already attached to the Acme.T.M.@LighteneingRod it ran from the box to the wall a distance of about 25 feet. The hole for the square rectangular box was soon dug out from the grass that eye was sure would soon die the grass was gonna die all over the yard oh god what have eye done. It was worth it eye kept reassuring myself to get the silver bars to the ocean floor. And then it came by Heliocoptor Air Dropp the thing was attached to a small parachute it was so cute the way it almost landed on mye head. It was a small can of Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. Eye expected the stuff inside to be blue or even purple like the hardware places have butt no the stuff was milkywhite for all the world the consistency and color of Elmers@Glueall. Eye glued the first two sections of pipe thet ran out from the box wide in two separate rows my work was now doubled they said one pipe was for the gold bar ingots only silver in they color and the other was for steam produced from water added with the product??? Eye went inside to order more pipe@T.M. and to Air Dropp another canister of glue. That Heliocopter dropp was expansive not inexpensive. When eye got the pipe layed almost to the Ocean Bay the Sherriff met me he was wearing his six shooters on both hips and he had a Dell Word Document in his hand. A Writ of Habeas Corpus Delectie and he laughed that Southern laught thing they do. He said you cannot dig the beachfront up the STATE has decreed a non spatial place herein this document to mean therein the sand. He was rally smiling big when he said most all of this. Eye frowned how will eye got around the document you ask. The Sheriff was also an architect and he had a copy of THERAMP@T.M.
We at Floatsom and Jetsome Industries want to sell you this affordable ramp to run your pipes out to the Ocean Floor you need not disturb the beachfront sand. How much eye cried my checkbook was already in my hand it was superglued there when eye made the last pipes stand. How many p said eye. Its only 1000p the Sheriff grinned and you gotta do it cause I’m the man. Sadly eye walked back inside the house but first eye stopped at the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater box and turned the green light off. So sad to come that close to a porcelain dream gone mad. Eye raced inside to turn the sewer line power and water to the toilets back on all my hopes for the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater gone. Sniff. Love is a four letter word the schemes of mortal man they come and then they go.

47Warrentywarranty47

47Warrentywarranty47

Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot

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Men need and want “Things” that GOD simply does not want us too have them. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater is herein this worddocument expressly implied as a lifetime warranty warrenty that is extended TO THE UNIT ONLY not the pipe@T.M. each item sold separately. We here at Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot simply do not have the time to SERVICE all your pipes for free and we never implied that we would ever do that you see. Iff the pipes are glued and installed properly Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ you may use any type pf pipe glue that you want too as this does not effect or affect this warrenty warranty per se. You will find that you have no need of maintenance on the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater itself we only replace the entire unit due to the green light failure. No other warrenty warranty is expressly implied. “in the event of a catastrophe~ just buy another length of pipe empty the main frame BOX turn the green light off before you leap in the boat in your scuba gear swim past the shark reef attache~ the NEW SECTION OF pipe we make a suggestion herewith and into the proper glue to be used is our brand. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ each item sold separately and more and more expensively it costs a homeowner very little to maintain the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater initial funding is never returned never so do not ask us that there is no contact us we stand on our soap box warrenty warranty. Warranty noun (pl. warranties) 1 a written guarantee promising to repair or replace Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater if necessary within a specified period. 2 an engagement by an insured party that certain statements are true or that certain conditions shall be fulfilled must be a dead green light.
warrantee
noun
1.
a recipient of a warranty issued by Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
2.
3.
warrenty
2.
a customer to whom a warranty is given
3.
a written assurance that some product or service will be provided or will meet certain specifications i.e. Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater
Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater disclaimer: we ONLY replace the UNIT only. After all the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M is GOLD solid sold each and every new day we are rich anyway. When installing the pipe please dig responsibly the only “rule” we have is for the last segment of the pipe to reach the Ocean Floor or the Sea nearest your home. No other body of water is acceptable use or will accept your waste. DO not try to run your pipe out to your septic tank in “YOURTOWN”it simply will not work. The centrifugal force of the CobaltBlueT.M. @ in the line will blow the concrete top off your septic tank actually with enought force to level the Court House nearest you.