i have always been resistant to old wives tales the things everyone always take for truth plainly they are sometimes fiction like planting food under a Blue Moon sense most blue moons come in Winter hard to plant the seeds up North under all that snow even finding topsoil takes a long while depending commonsense has fled where Diet is concerned drink lots of water some say none some say moderation Moderation is the key to all things as none is wrong except for the sake of Sackclothe and Brimestone as Religion Plant neap reap and sew only knitting in the spring is colder clearer where it pools draws flys in the face of facts where frogs dwell brings dogs to liver pools Bares Roman River banks range away here there spotted now then eating fish fresh water comes from taps older wives have tails perhaps a throwback to young tadpoles found in older greener limning pools of slate as old wives tails
Thursday, July 16, 2009
OldWivesTails
OldWivesTails

i have always been resistant to old wives tales the things everyone always take for truth plainly they are sometimes fiction like planting food under a Blue Moon sense most blue moons come in Winter hard to plant the seeds up North under all that snow even finding topsoil takes a long while depending commonsense has fled where Diet is concerned drink lots of water some say none some say moderation Moderation is the key to all things as none is wrong except for the sake of Sackclothe and Brimestone as Religion Plant neap reap and sew only knitting in the spring is colder clearer where it pools draws flys in the face of facts where frogs dwell brings dogs to liver pools Bares Roman River banks range away here there spotted now then eating fish fresh water comes from taps older wives have tails perhaps a throwback to young tadpoles found in older greener limning pools of slate as old wives tails
i have always been resistant to old wives tales the things everyone always take for truth plainly they are sometimes fiction like planting food under a Blue Moon sense most blue moons come in Winter hard to plant the seeds up North under all that snow even finding topsoil takes a long while depending commonsense has fled where Diet is concerned drink lots of water some say none some say moderation Moderation is the key to all things as none is wrong except for the sake of Sackclothe and Brimestone as Religion Plant neap reap and sew only knitting in the spring is colder clearer where it pools draws flys in the face of facts where frogs dwell brings dogs to liver pools Bares Roman River banks range away here there spotted now then eating fish fresh water comes from taps older wives have tails perhaps a throwback to young tadpoles found in older greener limning pools of slate as old wives tails
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
CharlaXJapeneseHaikuParoday
CharlaXJapeneseHaikuParoday

ING (Title) (Subtitle) ing

Ekeing Out A Good Living Walking Out Lotting Talking Seldoming
Functioning Abling Living Breatheing Shallowing Lifting Heaving Stones
Unilateral Sleeping Ing Homo Sapiens Bones Lame Brain Open Toes
HaikuParodayExplainNation
Ed.Note.Ed CharlaXNotes
Who has shelter in that place is food who closes door with stones placed to hold the tarp in wind rain come who has rafting shoes there never yet worn who need socks.
ING (Title) (Subtitle) ing
Ekeing Out A Good Living Walking Out Lotting Talking Seldoming
Functioning Abling Living Breatheing Shallowing Lifting Heaving Stones
Unilateral Sleeping Ing Homo Sapiens Bones Lame Brain Open Toes
HaikuParodayExplainNation
Ed.Note.Ed CharlaXNotes
Who has shelter in that place is food who closes door with stones placed to hold the tarp in wind rain come who has rafting shoes there never yet worn who need socks.
Monday, June 29, 2009
LieberryBook
LieberryBook

There was Thirteen lieberrians waiting in the wings of the ell there was four rows of books someone had finally taken one down from the shelf the book was "Secret Lover" was the title. Author namme was visible said written by the Darkstone. When I opened up the pages all were blank except this last one this was written "YHVH Play the RUles that apply to you Play to WIN NObody believed in you IN the past do not expect or want it now" was almost horror in my mind as I still fail to understand and so I closed the book to lay it down. Four or five liberrians tried to take away the book from out my hand oh no not yet I cried they fled and this is what I read. It was written out in Cursive hand writting some of it looked as iff twere written with an older version of my hand. Almost as iff an older Darkstone penned this message. So I asked the liebrains the lieberrians why so many Indian CHiefs for one so simple of a task, so I closed the book and left it on the floor where they were fighting over Honor of replacement on the shelf. Then the horror as it just disappeared nothing left of work. Secret Lover in deed. Amazing Darkstone Philosophic time travelling. NO further delay is possible now perhaps I had witnessed true time travel they still need a big long table where the papers and periodicals can be left out so they can leave the offices to put them back upon the shelf. To have something here just to do to have some real work some self worth a simple task some honest work fo love to do.
There was Thirteen lieberrians waiting in the wings of the ell there was four rows of books someone had finally taken one down from the shelf the book was "Secret Lover" was the title. Author namme was visible said written by the Darkstone. When I opened up the pages all were blank except this last one this was written "YHVH Play the RUles that apply to you Play to WIN NObody believed in you IN the past do not expect or want it now" was almost horror in my mind as I still fail to understand and so I closed the book to lay it down. Four or five liberrians tried to take away the book from out my hand oh no not yet I cried they fled and this is what I read. It was written out in Cursive hand writting some of it looked as iff twere written with an older version of my hand. Almost as iff an older Darkstone penned this message. So I asked the liebrains the lieberrians why so many Indian CHiefs for one so simple of a task, so I closed the book and left it on the floor where they were fighting over Honor of replacement on the shelf. Then the horror as it just disappeared nothing left of work. Secret Lover in deed. Amazing Darkstone Philosophic time travelling. NO further delay is possible now perhaps I had witnessed true time travel they still need a big long table where the papers and periodicals can be left out so they can leave the offices to put them back upon the shelf. To have something here just to do to have some real work some self worth a simple task some honest work fo love to do.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
CleanClothes
CleanClothes

Clean Clothes but same old person man or lady wicked lazy Dorothy holding on to TOTO in her new red shoes she lost the easter basket eye am seeing eye dog the undergod the only man alive to downgrade pants and come alive to feel so nice the color match the planet sky at night indigo blue but cargo style with those side pockets that eye love to dropp stuff inn them that will not fit the pockets in the front the back pockets hold the wallets two of them what fun to be so rich iff only for one month most people do it every payday once a month the bleach stains and the mudd make mye found and scrounge pants belong to eye just made for mee cuz they waz free the rain so washed the pants so clean in mye clean clothes.
Clean Clothes but same old person man or lady wicked lazy Dorothy holding on to TOTO in her new red shoes she lost the easter basket eye am seeing eye dog the undergod the only man alive to downgrade pants and come alive to feel so nice the color match the planet sky at night indigo blue but cargo style with those side pockets that eye love to dropp stuff inn them that will not fit the pockets in the front the back pockets hold the wallets two of them what fun to be so rich iff only for one month most people do it every payday once a month the bleach stains and the mudd make mye found and scrounge pants belong to eye just made for mee cuz they waz free the rain so washed the pants so clean in mye clean clothes.
Monday, June 1, 2009
eye agree with mee
eye agree with mee

mye time anticipating heaven bye CharlaXAndroidOneSeven. eye started with an abandoned camp apparently left over from an illegal immigrant from CUBA (he chose his area well) for eye am expert eye was surprised to find some actual tent poles and eye chose one caredfully left them others undisturbed rubber gromment on the bottom tapered end on other end and fitted one to ARM of Cross and AAron Rod to make mye tripod WIKI tent. A tent cover they call a rain fly a tarp with visible holes for cover over rain fell all night long one leg was wet only a little on the side the other soaked but only on the bottom near mye foot mye head and other area was dry the silver foil eye used under me caught and kept a small puddle of rain and this water must be what colored my pants on the right leg side when eye was laying just before the rain came down eye looked out expectantly considering Jesus namme and Heaven coming someday. The night passed when mourning came glad to be eye lived again, for eye agree with mee.
mye time anticipating heaven bye CharlaXAndroidOneSeven. eye started with an abandoned camp apparently left over from an illegal immigrant from CUBA (he chose his area well) for eye am expert eye was surprised to find some actual tent poles and eye chose one caredfully left them others undisturbed rubber gromment on the bottom tapered end on other end and fitted one to ARM of Cross and AAron Rod to make mye tripod WIKI tent. A tent cover they call a rain fly a tarp with visible holes for cover over rain fell all night long one leg was wet only a little on the side the other soaked but only on the bottom near mye foot mye head and other area was dry the silver foil eye used under me caught and kept a small puddle of rain and this water must be what colored my pants on the right leg side when eye was laying just before the rain came down eye looked out expectantly considering Jesus namme and Heaven coming someday. The night passed when mourning came glad to be eye lived again, for eye agree with mee.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
A Hitler
A Hitler


Hitler Straight up: Swinehoundbarkersnitzellor.
Hitler Drunk: Slimehorndmarkerstenciller.
Hitler Stoned: SlingingHaymonlarkerfizzoller.
Hitler on Acid: Slighhologrammertarkerglitzer.
Hitler lurching: Svineboundharkerspritzeller.
Hitler out camping: Snowfoundhareshoetickler.
Hitler stripping: Slinkersliderhosengarterkinder.
Hitler in drag: Mincerqueererkissygerminator.
Hitler Impersonator: ArnoldCharlieSwartzeneggerChaplainaker.
Hitler baking cake: KneadingeasierdoughkennerBraunmuffingfuror.
Chocolate Hitler Siege Heil Auf wiedershine A Hitler.
Hitler Straight up: Swinehoundbarkersnitzellor.
Hitler Drunk: Slimehorndmarkerstenciller.
Hitler Stoned: SlingingHaymonlarkerfizzoller.
Hitler on Acid: Slighhologrammertarkerglitzer.
Hitler lurching: Svineboundharkerspritzeller.
Hitler out camping: Snowfoundhareshoetickler.
Hitler stripping: Slinkersliderhosengarterkinder.
Hitler in drag: Mincerqueererkissygerminator.
Hitler Impersonator: ArnoldCharlieSwartzeneggerChaplainaker.
Hitler baking cake: KneadingeasierdoughkennerBraunmuffingfuror.
Chocolate Hitler Siege Heil Auf wiedershine A Hitler.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
CharlaXSonnet
CharlaXSonnet

English (or Shakespearean) sonnets are lyric poems
that are 14 lines long falling into
three coordinate quatrains and a concluding couplet.

Englais channeling often been forboating forbidden swimming
and foreboding even for women.
So many suffer in the water they stopped them from attempting it.
So many dehydrated they were pulled before they made it out.
Do not swim after dark in Chinatown.
Tenterhooking near the City or a Body is forbidden and forcamping
near a Body or a City is forbidden.
Tentering near the City there is no parking or tentering allow it not.
Poling is okay but not tent poling for tent poling one must pay it out.
Do not tent after dark in Chinatown.
Forhiking is allowable only near the Englais Channel
but forwalking is forbidden near the Body of the watering.
Stay on the hidden trails and be happy they are marking them out.
Walk on the trails in sighting them near the City or be refined.
Do no walking after dark in Chinatown.
Drinking near Channeling while swimming is forbidden near the City Chinatown.
English (or Shakespearean) sonnets are lyric poems
that are 14 lines long falling into
three coordinate quatrains and a concluding couplet.
Englais channeling often been forboating forbidden swimming
and foreboding even for women.
So many suffer in the water they stopped them from attempting it.
So many dehydrated they were pulled before they made it out.
Do not swim after dark in Chinatown.
Tenterhooking near the City or a Body is forbidden and forcamping
near a Body or a City is forbidden.
Tentering near the City there is no parking or tentering allow it not.
Poling is okay but not tent poling for tent poling one must pay it out.
Do not tent after dark in Chinatown.
Forhiking is allowable only near the Englais Channel
but forwalking is forbidden near the Body of the watering.
Stay on the hidden trails and be happy they are marking them out.
Walk on the trails in sighting them near the City or be refined.
Do no walking after dark in Chinatown.
Drinking near Channeling while swimming is forbidden near the City Chinatown.
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