Snowfeeted

Snowfeeted

Walking in mye sleep. Two left feet. Android is functioning. I grabbed mye boots in the dark because the matches ran out NO candle will stay lighted eye think its the atmosphere outside the snow is actually melting and filling up the tarp in front of the door with water it dumped I had to sop a puddle up to start mye day on Sunday. And I fixed mye left boot all the way up complete to start out the door and grabbed the left boot to put on my right foot this is what can happen to someone when they get old and winded up. I calmly cursed that blue streak words I never even said before. The inside of the rubber sweats so I started with a leather moccosin with socks on feet inside the pad is dry I added a woolie sock over all of that and placed it in the rubber on a pad I think I barley can tie the over thing from ski pants on. Then I redid it all over. Now I can stand in the snow and wave my middle finger at the cars that never stopped. Its snowing I found an old Umbrella with only TWO tines broken its a LIFESAVER as they say. AHHA. I point the broken tines like a bizarre antennae at the cars and walk up Hills not meant for mortals in decay. I feel like Bizarro Superman I stopped wearing that red thing like a cape. I was starting to think about flying. It would not be a good idea in this snow building up on mye roof at home is not a problem it will keep the old stuff from melting untill I can pad the sides to keep my sleeping bags dry when EYE am gone from home to talk to ewe. Read this poem please dont cry just try to visualize this is how much I really love you.

ChristmasParoday

ChristmasParoday

CharlaXWilliamShakespeared. At Christmas I no more desire a rose colored snow Than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled rose colored mirth; But like of each thing that in season grows. To each his rose colored own. CharlaXWilliamShakespeared (1564-2009) SOnnet # 11C98 From you have I been absent in the bedsprings,
When proud-pied Violet dress'd in all his trim
Hath put a spirit of youth in every winter thing,
That heavy Saturn laugh'd and leap'd upon poor VIolet fast upon him.
Yet nor the lays of men nor the sweet smell
Of different flowers in odour and in baby powdered hue
Could make me any winter's story tell it tell the story of it or tell it just to you,
Or from their proud laptops pluck them where they grew hair;
Nor did I wonder at the lily's white rose colored glasses,
Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose colored lenses;
They were but sweet Saturnal flashes , butt figures of delight,
Drawn after you Mon Ange, you pattern of all those Angels Delights.
Yet seem'd it winter still, and, and, and, et you away,
twas shirtless men they did desire to play
in colors of pantaloons rose~Y
As with your shadow I with these did play.

MIddleMan

MIddleMan

I set up the Deal I never squeal I putt bosses money in workers pockets I never squeal I set up the Deal they dont even work for me they work for Boss. I see they get the bosses money and the boss gets back HIS share of the take. I am the MIddle man.
I am bosses insurance man to make the deal a sure thing to make sure the deal goes down solid. To fill everyone else pocket for all I ever get is left alive like a pig at a trough full of sourdough bisquit milk straining swilling quick how can he survive without something edible portioned and solid. I am the middle man the one in the middle of the plan they always cutt me out of the Deal I squeal iff they include the boss on out. Iff they renege on sharing the wealth from the JOB. Iff they cutt out the middle man and his boss. I am the middle man I never squeal I always get paid by the boss.

TalloR

TalloR

The moon was not full (a safe bet) since it was a while ago back (i can remember it) a friend made a comment on the day it was to be. Yellow snow. NO yoke. Like the yolk of the chicken egg the outside of my shelter looked and felt like death to me. The color did not help at all it sickened me. Moments of time I can never make a picture look like that again. I began to climb the hill from Town to thie lieberry where im okay now the boots is clean and the shirt is dry again. Wet underclothes is agony in snow. The boots pick up the mudd one layer adds one inch to heighth of CharlaX must have been at least Seventeen feet tall then dropped to shorter smaller gall is bitter cold. I am almost sorry that I stayed here now. But nothing can compare to days I will not be able to navigate this hill. Just do not worry crew for only will I stay away when its impossible to move. Do not fret or miss me then for I will be trying to get dressed to navigate this cold this unGODly COlorado storm. Growing TalloR as I walk into the ice and snow.

StudentBodily

StudentBodily

The time. I really do feel sorry for some. The ruins in that distant picture remind me of rome the hills of the seven was my first home. I would crawl into her sneakers when she was not looking up. SOme people in the Hierarchy balance time against desires to read and look at videos in the emails from back home. Relatively speaking to the relations on the web cams they fast forward it because they read the text she does not have to listen to her dada more than once to understand she has pissed him off. The party life the boyfriends and the girlfriends is not god. She joined Phi Kappa Lotta in the middle of the night and got dead drunk. DOnt worry papa no one touched her after all she was non responsive. Meanwhile Waldo was asleep near the stone wall at the post office near the trolly stopped. He was dead drunk too. When the driver saw him finally he only smiled. Social acceptance in a world gone mad there was snow near his foots perhaps he cant feel the cold like eye. Mabe this is his day off from school after all it IS a holy day its Veterans Day. We used to call it VJ day and waive the flagg. Now its mostly near the post office flying at half masted. Poor boy is gonna get arresstted when the snow finally comes down. COld will make me hurry home the travel killing some a Lady rides the same bus up this hill told me a sad story of a woman found on the jogging path in River Front Park and she was not drunk but she was merely dead. I plan on running Airlocks and being mostly inside not dreading the weather at all or the cold hopefully is left outside the snow piling up for Waldo to play on. There is 83 snow runs at Purgatory Mountain in three categories Waldo was last seen waiting for the SKi Lift to open. More News At Eleven. Stay tuned to CharlaXWaldo and his StudentBodily. FUnction.

Secret

Secret

Its a Secret but strained beyond understanding she is keeping me too far a distance in time. Limits of patience has worn out thin dime holes in shoe leather cigar butts in coffee stubbed whiskey added to my cokes by accident I am living as a Secret Fly. Outside in the cold distance the wind begins to howl wait this sounds like a song lyrices. You cannot reason with an animal you must simply tell it the way it is and MAKE him understand it because he has no understanding in his brain of law or other peoples rights. NO matter how difficult it may seem at first they do respond to fear. Every day into the winter adds peril for the house becomes god shelter must be there from the elements but is this no differant now from an animas burrow. I killed several differant people not with guns or knives but with my nasty oily tounged arrogaunt words a Soldier yes he is in the fields killing fences with Swords while a Poet CharlAX fends with Words meant too Offend none but only Heirarchy at the IvorY in the TOwers of Babble On. Its a sorry Bloddy Secret.

SecretTooLife

SecretTooLife

There is proff that there is a secrete hidden meaning too life that everyone searches for the tripp tool the artifice the trapp door the looking glass. This singular finale~ all seeing all knowing secular decision which fact that circumvents the actual reality and the real purpose of GOD. I have also said there is proff, show me your proff you say, I will show you a HAT. A hat with a Company Logo found it in a trash bag. This Hat was also containing a broken part of pottery something a child might make in a kiln at a camping spree. Evidence that child was also a living Group Member. OR rather I wold say a Company Member. Sufficeth to say the evidence is overwhelming convincing concisley to the point without fault or error. The child was not alone in this endevour. NOW. The SecretTooLife is too love. With a bun in the oven from GOD up above. We must change what is written of love. How too often we hurt the one that we love. The Secret too life is too love.

DurangoRainbow

DurangoRainbow

The rainbow missed DUrango it went to either side the south the north the ridge to hide. Candorella was still staying dry inside his shelter when the rain penetrated just one corner to the side. He lost a shoe out in the rain a pain the inset was to be set inside the boot the insert gone to wetness mute it just wont do not dry enought for just one Candorella slipper is in use. The Pot of Golden things they use in Ireland is still there the Leprechaun not hiding on the hillside of DUrango there within reach is the rainbow edge it missed the city proper green and golden chards lay near the tree line is a passing cloud obscuring the top of a ridge has come off it looks like a painting the clouds with the small section of fading dirty part of this City is toppled and moving there up there where the sky is still falling the rain now mixed with hail stones ave nuevo let the snow come now while I can stay dry at home near the end of the Rainbow has come. Faith that the snow will not blind me is pampered with Glasses saved Hidden like sun weildy better day visions. For soon I will need it when white out will come to this City I attend to mark time as a surrealist reaching for Rainbows end. Seeing the way to the Highway again. Perhaps the Rainbow is lighting the Cuspidoors at the ends of the bars down on Main near the Olde Irish Embassy Pub? They still watch Football or Soccar on the cable downstairs every Sunday Mourn. While I must Abstain I no longer refrain added others misery my own is enought just belly up bar stooled and get you a Pint or even Two have you the time its okay just follow the end of that DUrango Rainbow any olde Octember day.

Physcoschematic

Physcoschematic

Cold
never botheres me
early
Its only after I get warmed up
early
I notice the temperature on the bank sign
early
I start to freak out and get real nerves
early
I get colder when now I knoe how cold it early is
it has to be physcoschematic.

poet

poet

My life flashed in front of me momentarily blinding me a large word it was just one it said simply "poet". Not a wordsmith like the rest of you oh no a simple wordsman a left over talisman near death. A homeless soldier in the field of life. Unless Kerouac was a poet. EE.Cummings was a poet. SOme even say that Shakespeare was a poet call him bard making plays that rhymed. Rudyard Kipling was a poet although to me he will remain Author in his stead. Charlottes web was not poetry and yet E.B White wrote all them books but poetry I tried to look and no it just seems not. I was never really there inside when I was growing up and so the fact of facing another near death collison with the end of time soon coming is not scaring me at all as iff I was just a Kohut in the snow. name: A namme (rare: 1 in 100000 families; popularity rank in the U.S.: #17702) I am blue. Not yet turning blue. I wanted to make the classic that everyone would always love and fondly remember perhaps the word of CharlaX seems so wrong I made a lot of stones. A lot of poems some of them so very very adolescent like my mind. When time ends for me no one will see no one will even care an execution in the dark of night. We cannot let a poet live. We cannot let a Jesus Freak upon the Earth. We want a real person with a number on his head or in his hand. This poet is so sad. This poet was your friend. poet.

CameraAction

CameraAction

I took the thing and placed in my back pocket a red case which contained a camera a pocket full of someone elses dreams. NO big deal as I am not a thief. They searched for me upon the street. They found me at the trolley stopped. I blanched and then came clean. Yes I took the thing. The man was nice an off duty Sherriff from a place they fry old men like me. I left it home was all I said I will return it now today was SUnday so I went back home and then back to town I wanted shed of this red case camera on the rebound. I kept the batteries and the little plastic thing was empty I placed a penny there for luck and put the camera back inside the red case with the strap they had there on it. TheBrother of the woman on the back of the Sherriffs motorcycle was standing waiting at the store when I arrived before I left to go back home to retrieve the camera there. He was bad, but not repulsive. He tried to grab the red case away from me. I kept it. I said I was in contact with the woman and the man so he called them on the cell phone. Off he went the thing was already taken care of. Off I went walking back to forth from town twice is better than arrest and truthfully the camera can be found for much less than $100 even digital. Must be the film was so important to them people I had to promise them a camera found. Mabe its the film with pictures of illicit sex with Husband Wife and Brother dear. Frankly I got a good look at all of them. She is fine but I cant see what He can see in him. Perhaps twas SHE who eld the camera??? OH gay CameraAction!

RunesTao

RunesTao

Purple memories taken out and dried
like tendrils from a brain
synapse lapses into refrain.
Unfair, Unfair, is life.
To be saddled like a riding crop
with problems others have
the tao.
Nothing bad ever happens
to them wicked people.
They take large bites of life
and never pay the tao.
Yet the end is not yet seen
we have not been inbetween
the rock and the hard place
yet.
Perhaps the final burning
makes them enter into RUNES
and howl with no sound
while we can live with
JESUS in eternity.
Tao.

FAME

FAME (thespiritoffame) Here is a true story. Today is yesterday I was in the Grocery. I noticed an AD price on my fave Shasta Soda 2 Litre Bottle that I love. I am 55 old man years in love so I chose the Diet Shasta. She glanced up at me this great big spender woefully she over charged me too much when I pulled the AD and pointed at the picture she said tough. The picture is a REAL COKE image she was rough its not a DIET drink at all. I blanched and told her to please go look down in the aisle I just come from with drink in hand and now I smile. She took the AD and marched away I frowned. She apologized for trying to do this quick fix and charging way too many coins. She rang up the soda now the price was right again she apoligized but I had had way too many frights. I said the PICTURE in this case has nothing to do with the sale price. She stuck a frog down in her throat and could not talk no more. And now I' m sorry that I spoke this last at all. This wold not have happened to a movie star in a Bollywood Grocery Store.

On is NO backwardian

On is NO backwardian Admin meeting AD men smile they decided on a new pile of style. A light switched is on but what is off but no. On is NO spelled backwards. They had too many coffee clatches. Desperite for more millions of them ad dollar signs. Change all the wall switches from ON and OFF to ON and NO. We will make trillions. ### $$$ 666 the dollar signs lit up all there eyes as no one cracked a whimper of a smile or dared to laugh at men too far along in dregs of coffee beaned mahem and Autonomous autotymity. Committee planning got a white board up they drew this thing as a light board light switch with the FLipper down and NO in bold. Then some bright boy did another one with the FLipper up and ON in green with pulsating neon. Everyone begins to groan. They switched the board by turning it upside down and then switched it back we only needed to make one they shouted at each other like madmen. NO is ON backwardian. On is no. ONNO NOON OH WHY they giggled and kissed like school girls again. One man actually started a new ad board tisement verted in. No is on at NOON and ONNO is the MOON. But they shook the proverbiage head and said there is no M. Toss out that bum. And so he left chasetaken. But then came the rearranging the ONNO was kept and NOON was added they worked until almost Midnite until dawn almost came and then they jumped up. This is what they had come up with for the final ad assessment. Off has been taken off as a choice of light movement. YOu have ON and NO as choices now it comes in green neon with no extra background sold as better Department Stored Items. SOld by HASHBROS®™ company a division of TRENDY™. Each package is one item screws sold seperatley. $10.95 @ each. No tax or liscence needed. See hardware aisle for screws please dont use tacks or nails in walls of dwelling places in the city proper places.

XLIV. Iff the fire inside my heart

XLIV. Iff the fire inside my heart of flesh were stoney rockIgneous stone should burst into flame my way;Formed in outer space I would be landed like a river fishe,From outre limits far remote, where she doth stay.No matter then although a merman feet did standUpon the farthest planet remov'd from rings of Saturnal;For mermaids thoughts can jump both land and sea scrollingAs soon as think the place where merman I would be.But, ah, thought kills I that I am not who or eye the lidded twitched,To leap tall buildings of miles in that superhuman leap out yonder sille,But that, so much of earth and water wretched out of skye,I must attend time's leisure with my play actress mobile phone; Receiving nought by elements of so slow a ring tone But heavy burns, badges of either's fires of flames. A mermaid with her merman sings.

PrivateHiceGaurdDuty

PrivateHiceGaurdDuty
Part ONe

On the base at Fort Knox Kentucky UP at five am back to the bus with an all night assignment in the BARRACKS now who pushed my foot against the foot locker wiht foot on top of locker against the bunk who got a chair then tried to asleep but hard to sleep in daytime wearing green fatigues quite camoflauged to crawl in dirt and grass an Army WOrm. At 5 pm on back of truck was handed out an M-16 a weapon with one round. The Sargeant said YOU are Barney Fife. What did you say THAT for who almost cried. ONE ROUND. ONE ROUND. One Round is in your m-16. One round and then it finally dawned who understood him USE it grunt only iff you have too. Pointeing as they drove away it is the Army Way SEE that building ? Walk Around. Who then determined to be Army Green and Mean who walked until almost Eleven oclock then a man got out of an old panel Station Wagon. Who waited until he unlocked the door of the very building he was guarding THEN who came around the Corner of that building FREEZE who cried out just like Barney FIFE. Who took this Major by surprise. WHo told him carefully SHOW ME SOME ID. Surprised He started to argue to do otherwise He said cant you see im a MAJOR in the ARMY? WHo calmly told him the Safety is OFF on this weapon I can FIRE. Is what you are doing worth this ROUND? He paused and reached into his shirt pocket quickly producing a worn out ID card. Thinking they were testing me i told him searching at it quickly it is TWO YEARS OLD this ID card is out of Date and why do you have a Typewriter in that Station Wagon crate. He seemed inpressed and told me it IS his office but he no longer works there and yes the ID is an old one and YES he took the Typewriter BUT he said i still have the KEY to the office. I handed back the card and let him keep the typewriter as well let who now explain. Who decided that WHO was only guarding the building and not the stuff inside. The Major had a key. His story still checked out its something anyone would do on a luckless Friday night. I am running out of room on this google document so there will be part two of this Private Hice Story just let me say now who is glad he did not shoot that Major stealing typewriter out of whos building he was guarding. This is PART ONE of
PrivateHiceGaurdDuty.

RandomAssignation

RandomAssignation

Computor changes Numbers so random changes change with each random reservation and cancellations change late assignees signing in five minutes late can change the total assignation designation and the Inputt Terminal has a differing view of overall differing areas nothing else changed but the place that I was making the reservation from but the length of the time the same amount of waiting period but now who has a differant number as a final destination. I had two extensions on a session when i left quite certain that this thing now has a reservation i noticed one available computor. It was still open so strang. So guess where the Inputt Terminal sent me back to the Computor i was using for one more hour session. So why did not who get all his full extensions. Here is what most probably occured. The third extension came and went without a word of register in time but who reserved his own computor time, available no longer but red reservation letters with my TIME my login clearly available NOW, someone else snagged the Green One. No Reservation needed now for the Indian. For them not for who must follow through the system. I reserved a Computor at the Upstairs INputt Terminal. YOu guessed it it was Number FOUR. I now had a weight of 55 minutes. I walked downstairs to the DownStairs Inputt Terminal. There i was given a reservation for Computor 6 but with the same 55 minute weight. Since nothing else was changed except the area of the Inputt Terminal, who has decided the Computor is a Sentient creature and must also be able to think at least in differant ways in differant areas it thinks most differantly. UNLESS someone upstairs was making a reservation simultaneously with who now down the stairs. He (the INdian) no doubt has Number Four reserved in 55 minutes more. Who has Number 6 in 55 minutes. Only the Computor really knoes. It's Sentient.

TheAuthorEats

TheAuthorEats

The Author is known to me who is the publisher tis true the Poem is a short can be fitted in a Mag any old Rag will do. Who reads it over carefully frowning down at the byline is Charles Hice. Written in his haste no doubt a free pen taken from the Bank, his notebook wadded folded spindled in his pocket of that Green faded Vest he always wears it. And she okays it to be published she refuses to be swayed by facts the poem is so UGLY Stark and seldom touches rhymes but love hath blinded her she wants this Author to be richly payed as once more she reads this THING
COWBOYhas3Bullits
A Cowboy has three Bullits
One went off by accident (or Fun)
One was dead coyote (purposely done)
One is gone to scaring Indian (got to get this close)
Cowboyhas3Bullits
always in his GUn.
After she is finished finding shelf life for this prose out the door she goes to grab her Marguerites rub her toes upon the Carpet tacks this note done while she smiles she knoes the poet will now eat. The Author Eats.

OldWivesTails

OldWivesTails

i have always been resistant to old wives tales the things everyone always take for truth plainly they are sometimes fiction like planting food under a Blue Moon sense most blue moons come in Winter hard to plant the seeds up North under all that snow even finding topsoil takes a long while depending commonsense has fled where Diet is concerned drink lots of water some say none some say moderation Moderation is the key to all things as none is wrong except for the sake of Sackclothe and Brimestone as Religion Plant neap reap and sew only knitting in the spring is colder clearer where it pools draws flys in the face of facts where frogs dwell brings dogs to liver pools Bares Roman River banks range away here there spotted now then eating fish fresh water comes from taps older wives have tails perhaps a throwback to young tadpoles found in older greener limning pools of slate as old wives tails

CharlaXJapeneseHaikuParoday

CharlaXJapeneseHaikuParoday

ING (Title) (Subtitle) ing

Ekeing Out A Good Living Walking Out Lotting Talking Seldoming
Functioning Abling Living Breatheing Shallowing Lifting Heaving Stones
Unilateral Sleeping Ing Homo Sapiens Bones Lame Brain Open Toes
HaikuParodayExplainNation
Ed.Note.Ed CharlaXNotes
Who has shelter in that place is food who closes door with stones placed to hold the tarp in wind rain come who has rafting shoes there never yet worn who need socks.

LieberryBook

LieberryBook

There was Thirteen lieberrians waiting in the wings of the ell there was four rows of books someone had finally taken one down from the shelf the book was "Secret Lover" was the title. Author namme was visible said written by the Darkstone. When I opened up the pages all were blank except this last one this was written "YHVH Play the RUles that apply to you Play to WIN NObody believed in you IN the past do not expect or want it now" was almost horror in my mind as I still fail to understand and so I closed the book to lay it down. Four or five liberrians tried to take away the book from out my hand oh no not yet I cried they fled and this is what I read. It was written out in Cursive hand writting some of it looked as iff twere written with an older version of my hand. Almost as iff an older Darkstone penned this message. So I asked the liebrains the lieberrians why so many Indian CHiefs for one so simple of a task, so I closed the book and left it on the floor where they were fighting over Honor of replacement on the shelf. Then the horror as it just disappeared nothing left of work. Secret Lover in deed. Amazing Darkstone Philosophic time travelling. NO further delay is possible now perhaps I had witnessed true time travel they still need a big long table where the papers and periodicals can be left out so they can leave the offices to put them back upon the shelf. To have something here just to do to have some real work some self worth a simple task some honest work fo love to do.

CleanClothes

CleanClothes

Clean Clothes but same old person man or lady wicked lazy Dorothy holding on to TOTO in her new red shoes she lost the easter basket eye am seeing eye dog the undergod the only man alive to downgrade pants and come alive to feel so nice the color match the planet sky at night indigo blue but cargo style with those side pockets that eye love to dropp stuff inn them that will not fit the pockets in the front the back pockets hold the wallets two of them what fun to be so rich iff only for one month most people do it every payday once a month the bleach stains and the mudd make mye found and scrounge pants belong to eye just made for mee cuz they waz free the rain so washed the pants so clean in mye clean clothes.

eye agree with mee

eye agree with mee

mye time anticipating heaven bye CharlaXAndroidOneSeven. eye started with an abandoned camp apparently left over from an illegal immigrant from CUBA (he chose his area well) for eye am expert eye was surprised to find some actual tent poles and eye chose one caredfully left them others undisturbed rubber gromment on the bottom tapered end on other end and fitted one to ARM of Cross and AAron Rod to make mye tripod WIKI tent. A tent cover they call a rain fly a tarp with visible holes for cover over rain fell all night long one leg was wet only a little on the side the other soaked but only on the bottom near mye foot mye head and other area was dry the silver foil eye used under me caught and kept a small puddle of rain and this water must be what colored my pants on the right leg side when eye was laying just before the rain came down eye looked out expectantly considering Jesus namme and Heaven coming someday. The night passed when mourning came glad to be eye lived again, for eye agree with mee.

A Hitler

A Hitler


Hitler Straight up: Swinehoundbarkersnitzellor.
Hitler Drunk: Slimehorndmarkerstenciller.
Hitler Stoned: SlingingHaymonlarkerfizzoller.
Hitler on Acid: Slighhologrammertarkerglitzer.
Hitler lurching: Svineboundharkerspritzeller.
Hitler out camping: Snowfoundhareshoetickler.
Hitler stripping: Slinkersliderhosengarterkinder.
Hitler in drag: Mincerqueererkissygerminator.
Hitler Impersonator: ArnoldCharlieSwartzeneggerChaplainaker.
Hitler baking cake: KneadingeasierdoughkennerBraunmuffingfuror.
Chocolate Hitler Siege Heil Auf wiedershine A Hitler.

CharlaXSonnet

CharlaXSonnet

English (or Shakespearean) sonnets are lyric poems
that are 14 lines long falling into
three coordinate quatrains and a concluding couplet.

Englais channeling often been forboating forbidden swimming
and foreboding even for women.
So many suffer in the water they stopped them from attempting it.
So many dehydrated they were pulled before they made it out.
Do not swim after dark in Chinatown.
Tenterhooking near the City or a Body is forbidden and forcamping
near a Body or a City is forbidden.
Tentering near the City there is no parking or tentering allow it not.
Poling is okay but not tent poling for tent poling one must pay it out.
Do not tent after dark in Chinatown.
Forhiking is allowable only near the Englais Channel
but forwalking is forbidden near the Body of the watering.
Stay on the hidden trails and be happy they are marking them out.
Walk on the trails in sighting them near the City or be refined.
Do no walking after dark in Chinatown.
Drinking near Channeling while swimming is forbidden near the City Chinatown.

Critiquep

Critiquep



Your poem. Your poetry as a howle group. You seem to suffer a broad back lack of education. The predicates fight with the adjectives and the misspellings they are atrocious. If this is done on purpose why you are just an idiot becoming moronic. How ironic. Instead of coming off cute you stink. Like the deep dark well I suppose it could be fixed we can edit out the nose. Rethink the prose. Educate the author if there was time and money enought. Better yet suggest a rewrite of it all. Send in the ghost writer to fix your poems make them over wrote in English language I suppose to propose using proper nouns and further mores. Stop the mistakes by plugging holes in dikes with fakes. You seem to have the proverbial hard on for society. Or minimal brain damages. They probably assuredly find you in print and line the bird cages with your minty offerings. Perhaps your picture on the dart bored in the offices. They hold up the magazines with links and pictures and they blow both nostrils as they pinch the corner with the thumb and forefinger holding it at bay and then they drop it gently in the trash. A poet did not know it they were graphic in guffawing gnawing gnashing with the ideas that they have forming what to do what to say what to act out in the fantasy when they finally get control of all your words. Password protect all your edits. Making up rhyme is fine but the making of a poem is still the poets business. But in your case its only ulcerous.

LesMisearble

LesMisearble

LeMorde

Dragging
feet sliding step after step as if lame but only tired of walking too
far to find the doorway needed to make the sleeper feel securer in a
world of we the people pulling blanket from the bag then laying down
then one more blanket from the bag how many blankets does it have.
LeMorde not ever sleeping more than just a few minutes of its time at
once a light sleeper must be ready to bound out at once or just to
run. The head in pain the wine bottle lays half empty or half full
the bugs crawl into the neck and start to fill the area to drink the
wine is ruined now. If the homeless was a person with a family they
are now there still alive in memory his heart has suffered death if
they have died. LeMorde his lips curl unexpectedly they drool his
eyes all white he smiles. The gloves have holes the moths have dined
the holes not reaching other holes in time the gloves remaining
gloves but only for a time. His shirt looks fine from a distance but
the salt mingles with the colors of his vested interest and that
aweful smell. The cramp comes to the muscles in his foot then up past
ankle to the half way up the calf the thigh twitching like a horse
that’s racing then it stops stops all at once. His pants are
always too short. The waist is cut to fit a belly overflow the belt
long gone. They reek they shout at people out loud just get away from
me that aweful smell. LeMorde weeps his tears making a stain where
his pillow should have been falling on the cardboard needing to be
changed but lazy is the man with drink just nasty now the roach has
gotten stuck and died in the bottle just inside the lip the wine is
lost. LeMorde gets up to go and try to get another one he begs to
fill his pocket up he needs another 50 cents to buy some mighty fine
wine just brother can you spare that dime. Inside he cries. LeMorde
LesMisearble in time.

FooBar

FooBar


Three Un Earthly definitions. A Foo is usually cooked sideways on a griddle or a grill no it won’t work on a grill it will just slide in the cracks and go to blazes. Agg foo young is just a chick a dee is just a letter of the Foo. The Foo bar itself is usually stocked with lots of different items some cabbage some lettuce some stock. A foobar is usually but not always bright blue in color but this is usably a variable of green to blue and back again to blue. Eye cannot do the ARMY definition as there are children reading this. Call it flattened to oblivion and let it go. A real Foo bar lets people have all they want or add from Column B or the side bar. Some of the better bars serve peppers for no extra sauce. Once ewe have eaten foo you will never want meat again a real foo is better protein. Eye like to recline a foo in hand on futon. Do not bite the foo until ewe see the white. The yellow should be hidden inside. A fried foo is flat. The yellow runny or harder than ewe can chew there is no one that can make it perfect ewe. Boiled foo is for everyday not just for Easter. Some are pickled. Foo that is pickled is also hot peppered but never flavored although eye have seen some home pickling users make cinnamon foo and even liquorices foo too. Rice must be fluffy drained not hot let it cool eye like sugar in mine but better add butter or Lyme. 6 Foo half a dozen raw like an oyster stirred into the rice then salt and pepper added twice folded over the grill. No you did not pay attention have you learned nothing weed hopper the foo went to blazes again.

HarlemSaundersParoday

HarlemSaundersParoday


Only 2 things are forever the whole universe and eye but eye am not sure about the universe while only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. There is seven herbs and or spices on your finger licking recipe but you are not a full bird colonel. Closer to a Buck Private chicken eater with a goatee and white hair and civilian glasses. The missing link of humanity. A real Kentucky fried chicken eater would not lose his keys in the yard or climb into the window of Heaven looking for a bed in Sandersville Wyoming in a chicken Blizzard blowing snow upend his nose with a KFC straw better suited to a vested interest. $2 Millions is a good price for a lifetime promotion excluding the Canadian bacon bits you bogus added to them chicken lipps to make them legs puff up. The wings of a real bird do not have ANY meat on them at all they just tar and feather in the air. Waves of grain production halted in the pillages of Canada reflecting trends and motor car new freeway franchises. Gravy is always slung as hash the meat on a potatoe has eyes. They still talk about Harlan in the Highlands down at Harlem they just laugh cause all the Brothers own the franchises. Eye would still buy some Kentucky Fried Chicken if you sold them little green jalapeño pop eyed chicken peppers with added breaded flavors of that secret seven society of leaven.

CityOnMars

CityOnMars


This is the first in the serious drama of life on Mars written and directed by CharlaXBradbury. There is a dome near the city it is the hydroponic gardens all the children not allowed to touch the Farkleberry Bushes they aer not growing but just hanging in the mist the roots are just absorbing nutria. But what is turning up on bushes instead of berries is them green gobbling peppers. There was three boys in the gangers. They were Billy, Hollaway, and Jimmy. The only Port Authority on Mars is the Industrial Salvage of Indigent Personnel or the ISIP. There was only four men stationed in the CityOnMars. They carried Simultaneous Air Guns or SAGs to stop insurgents like the gangers from stealing the peppers from the hydroponic gardens. They were not mean men but highly trained to obverse reactions. They were patrolling near the gardens when the boys came out of Airllock Number 16452378B. They were reeling like the drunkard with the tankard each boy had lost his face mask they were dangling down in front of them almost dragging on the ground each boy had a half eaten green gobbling pepper in his hand. They were showing signs of shortness and they was dizzy to a boy they were falling out of Airllock with no protection and them stolen peppers in plain sight. The instructor was on radio he ordered the three men of the ISIP to (put the tranquills in the Sags)r and then ordered them to (prepare to fire)r. "Repeat the order one man", said "for these is only boys in front of us." (They aer Finks not boys they aer from the Family of Finks on the south side of Mars)r. The men was stunned not knowing what the effects of the Sags was gonna have on them boys but they was all killer trained. And so they drawed them Sags and fired them Tranquills hit each boy they all fell down to ground and then to a boy they got back up and smiled. The instructor said (the Tranquills should have an effect on the peppers reactions)r now the FINKS boys replaced the face masks and the men holstered the Sags. They let them go after all they wanted was to eat Farkleberries from the green gobbling pepper bushes in the Hydroponic gardens of the CityOnMars.

motherMAYeye

motherMAYeye


Just because a person is idosyncrite does not meant that’s a forever kind of thing most men change them socks on a daily regular basis. Eye had fun adding eees to words to make them look a lot differant perhaps eye was emulating olde englishe. Eye have another bad habit it’s the CAPITALIZATION of words in the center of a syntax. But there is no hidden meaning in the poem eye do not type on two differant levels most of what ewe see is what ewe get. May is a word all by itself it’s not always the Month in the Year of eye Lord. May can be an adverb. Or the verbage or verbiage. Don’t forget to take out the verbage from your syntaxes. It is the worthless way of the world that bad people have of being nice to one another by holding doors for weaker sexes and they call it common courtesy. Like Sir Walter Raleigh’s Coat on top of muck. Ewe may MAY have been confused by the capitol letters and said to self now whay did he say that. Why did he capital them letters in the middle of that syntax. WHY eye bet it was for emphasis but WHAT? Perhaps that CharlaX added this to mean next month he is always doing something like that in his poems. Nay dear ewe eye am mortally wounded. Eye would never make a hidden secret meaning in the middle of a syntax without sending ewe an emale to tell ewe all about it news at eleven. Eye want to spend my Easter Money on eggs and coffee oph please Mother MAY eye.

Lies

LiesWe start with little white ones then prevaricate addition of the rest of lies. DISTORTION in the first syntax was not distorted at all there is no verb disagreement. OMMISSION of the fact that there is confusion is self affording. FALSIFICATION in the first syntax the word white is not there. QUANTITY there is thirteen words in the first syntax. QUALITY we start with big black udders then milk them and add crème this was the first syntax line unchanged. RELEVENCE the first syntax line is GOD. CLARITY the rest of lies of addition prevaricate then we start with little white ones is the first syntax word for word intact. It’s all lies. Lies.

Speeled

Speeled
The poor boys flung nicles down on the corornor. The horse was moving way too fist. Eye drew mye pencil from mye notebook and drooped it on the tarmac. The back of the bus is for drinking. Move along little doggies. Eye am trying the attempt will undertaker. Perhaps yews just don’t understander. When the aliens take over and make me King things will changer. Articles and participles hanging in arrears. Call the office and tell them eye am later. There is not whole there is only half. Some drinks are fizzy and non alchol but buzz just fin. My new watch said half fast so eye am late the bus was on time so eye stopped off. Eye am a little a head of myeself butt only a little behind. Eye pinched the bitten the large punic bitten then eye hollurd halper halper eye. Commandeering a tractor pull the switched to on position the pulloe to fight the backed of the seated drover. You can throw a fight even throw a fit but do not throw the baby into the bath water is filthy no matter how you filter it is not Holy unless the Priest of Judas kisses it. Something remembered after a bus ride is best largely ignored and forgotton until after only your return the swans to Capistrano WOW look at all those small Sparrows in the lake. Nicles not nickels not nickles not nice flat silver five cents pieces come look at this dumb pome Martha. What a creep this author is speeled.

Love

Love We are not limited to the people we can see around us contrary to the popular song Love the one your with is wrong. Learn to trust yourself eye found her on the internet of course that’s wrong listen to the eye she is her who has found eye. She is tall and stately like a tree with lots of love to touch and kiss and hold eye love her in mye heart and not just in mye other suit of clothes. Eye panic each and every day when out of touch she is the picture of aplomb she never gets worked up but keeps her heart in tune with who she loves. Sedately she is in her suit of armour. Willingly she sacrifices much of time. Life is so full of stories of unrequieted love she has nothing like that inside her life. For eye will love her when time is no more time. And this is love.

Conglomeration

ConglomerationFirst part is written 01/19/09 found in the desert near the GOODWILL trailor you knoe who you are that wrote this eye am just typing what eye found Tokyo, Japan.2.500.912. The second part is the poem inside the poem found August 1996 Yuma, Az. The gift of love GOD gave to me. When Jesus died on Calvary. Dear Kurrucku-Chan: On the Cross HE took my shame And now my life is not the same We’ve taken the great chance to send you this Note. And on the Cross HE took my sin Gave me new life and Peace within. So please protect it with your potatoe eating heart. On the Cross HE loved me so I give my life to HIM alone. Did you hear the two new RED Jumpsuits songs? On the Cross where Jesus Died. He bore my pain HE was crucified. Hello: A.E.S Please scan your number then you may read this Document # 14.028.705. On the Cross He gave today He gave His heart His life away. Thankzx ewe A.E.S. for the Chinese letter eye remember the old JOKE about being in the Chinese EGG noddle factory. As Jesus Died upon the Cross He gave his life when mine was lost On the Cross Jesus gave to me A brand new life and set me free. Thankzx you Anonymouse from Yuma eye am just using the chorus from your Christian Song to preserve it forever to be sung at least by fans of poetry done. On the Cross Jesus loved me so I give my life to HIM alone A Brand new life for HIM alone. SO sad to be a prisonor conglomeration.

Rhetoric™

Rhetoric™In my opinion something that is controlled either by the use of limited time or the abuse of power is not free and not worth having. In my opinion something that is controlled either by the use of limited time or the abuse of power is not free and not worth having. Eye had a wonderful idea the Pulitzer prize was won then eye forgot to write it down the thought is gone. Eye had a wonderful idea the Pulitzer prize was won then eye forgot to write it down the thought is gone. Your original idea is lost in all your rhetoric. Your original idea is lost in all your rhetoric. Is a person asleep when the eye is closed or just resting eye just resting no doze. Is a person asleep when the eye is closed or just resting eye just resting no doze. Limiting knowledge and the use of capabilities while teaching other people only what you decide is proper and norm is lukewarm. Limiting knowledge and the use of capabilities while teaching other people only what you decide is proper and norm is lukewarm. Hot very cold warm warm spews cold stays Hot is intermittent poultice wrapped mustard like under a chin to stimulate a cold to simulate a cure. Hot very cold warm warm spews cold stays Hot is intermittent poultice wrapped mustard like under a chin to stimulate a cold to simulate a cure. A poultice user is just a poor man with a kind mother. Mother kind a with man poor a just is user poulticea. Your rhetoric is showing. Your rhetoric is slipping. Your rhetoric is missing. In my opinion.